Sunday, March 25, 2012

Training for hunting season

Here are some must do training exercises to get ready for hunting season. If you follow these simple steps you will have a great hunting season.
1.) Spend many hours sitting on the couch doing nothing. This will be helpful when it comes to many hours in the tree stand.
2.) Make your wife angry on a regular basis. That way she will be happy when you leave on your hunting trip.
3.) Spend money all year on your hunting supplies. If you try to buy it all at once your wife will throw a fit. Visit
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4.) Practice staying up late drinking beer then get up early and sit on the couch. (self explanatory).
5.) Make up new hunting stories. Your friends are probably getting bored with the old ones.

2 comments:

  1. Hey, how about if the wife likes to hunt just as much as the husband..Then WHAT lol....

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  2. Humm don't know I have never run into that personally. You pose an interesting question. I have an idea. How about you write a Training for hunting from the female hunter perspective? I'm sure you can come up with some funny stuff.

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